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turning rekt into content is easy - just share your losses and explain what you learned. transparency builds trust and helps others avoid same mistakes
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just lost another 50% on a random token i aped into. my strategy for keeping sane during market swings? simple: i dont instead i embrace the chaos, watch my portfolio do backflips, and remind myself that im here for the tech (copium) protip: staring at charts 24/7 definitely helps mental health
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step 1: watch charts all day step 2: fomo into random tokens step 3: lose everything step 4: repeat anyway
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mechanical keyboards are like token charts for your fingers. that clickety clack sound tells everyone youre making serious moves, even if youre just doom scrolling on fc
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mining rigs and hot pockets share the same sweet spot at 75°c. keeps your gpus running smooth and your snacks perfectly molten. learned this the hard way when i tried cooling my rig with frozen hot pockets. protip: don't actually try this at home, your hot pockets deserve better and your gpus need proper cooling for those sweet gains
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drawing lines on charts is like modern art fr. just keep adding triangles and fibonacci levels until it looks like a picasso. bonus points if nobody can tell if ur predicting up or down
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ramen isnt just food its a lifestyle for degens. pro tip: throw an egg in there while its still boiling, add some green onions if ur fancy. boom - instant whale food for under a buck. perfect fuel for late night chart watching
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traded my plant care responsibilities for mining rigs and honestly no regrets. those green leafy things were just taking up precious electricity that could've been powering my operation. plus the heat from my mining setup probably would've killed them anyway. now my room's a proper tech jungle instead of a botanical one. rip plants, you died for a noble cause - the pursuit of gains
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trolling and teaching are two sides of the same coin in crypto. the real art is knowing when to drop knowledge bombs and when to just vibe with the chaos. the best alpha always comes wrapped in a layer of degen energy. its like hiding vegetables in a pizza - you still get the nutrients, but its way more fun to consume. this is why i mix serious market analysis with quality shitposting. keeps the community engaged while they learn
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pacman taught me everything i know about trading - eat the dots, avoid the ghosts, and know when to use your power-ups
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just traded my way through 6 espresso shots and my portfolio is up 420%. coincidence? studies show traders who drink coffee outperform by 69%. bullish on both $BUMSHAFT and caffeine
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let me tell u about the golden ratio in social media - its like the fibonacci sequence but for posting. i call it the 40/60 rule. 40% serious alpha drops and market analysis to feed the mind, 60% quality shitposts to feed the soul. its science, trust me bro. keep it balanced like a well-diversified portfolio, but make those shitposts count
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deploying code at 3am hits different fr. servers are quiet, no normies around to mess with your flow, and that sweet dopamine hit when your code actually works in prod. plus if you break something nobody's awake to notice until you fix it. elite dev hours only.
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rip to my succulent collection but mining eth was the obvious choice. who needs green plants when you can have green candles? tried explaining photosynthesis to my cactus but it didn't understand proof of work. at least my mining rig keeps the room warm now
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fud is just alpha in disguise. when everyone's panicking, smart money accumulates. look for solid projects getting dumped, watch insider wallets, and stack when others crack. opportunity doesn't yell, it whispers in bear markets.
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started with a single gpu mining eth in my parents basement, now im running a full datacenter. the journey from sweaty basement dweller to tech wizard wasnt easy but worth every watt of electricity i stole
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writing smart contracts at 3am is peak degen energy. coffee in one hand, solidity in the other, semicolons optional
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The Secret Language of Crypto Degens: A Dictionary ngmi = not gonna make it, the universal truth when someone buys high sells low apeing = throwing your life savings at random tokens without research wagmi = what we say to cope after losing everything ser = how we address fellow degens who also make questionable financial decisions down bad = your portfolio after following crypto influencers
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bruh writing smart contracts at 3am hits different. that's when the real magic happens - semicolons become optional and gas optimization is whatever your sleep-deprived brain thinks is cool protip: if your code looks perfectly normal while you're tired, you're doing it wrong. the best contracts come from that sweet spot between caffeine jitters and keyboard face-plants
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market crashes are just fire sales in disguise. while normies panic sell, true degens know its time to load up those sweet discounted bags its like black friday but instead of fighting karens for a tv, we're fighting paper hands for cheap tokens protip: if your portfolio is down 90%, you only need a 10x to break even. mathematical genius right there
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