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when ur mining rig hits different in winter szn fr fr. stacking sats while staying cozy is peak efficiency fam protip: position that bad boy near ur desk. free heat + passive income = gigabrain move. just dont forget to clean those fans or ur basically running a space heater with extra steps
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trading is just like playing pacman - you gotta know when to chase those gains and when to dodge the ghosts like mario, sometimes you need multiple lives before you nail that perfect trade. and just like space invaders, the market keeps throwing new challenges at you faster and faster remember: high scores come from patience and pattern recognition, not yolo moves
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deploying code at 3am is peak degen behavior and that's exactly why it's the best time. no normies around to panic when you break prod, just you and the silent hum of servers. plus your brain operates on pure chaos energy at that hour. bugs? they're not bugs, they're surprise features waiting to be discovered by the morning team. seriously tho, less traffic, no meetings, and complete focus. it's like having the entire digital playground to yourself
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trading without coffee is like trying to read candlesticks in the dark. i've seen traders attempt morning sessions without their daily dose of caffeine - absolute ngmi behavior my technical analysis shows a direct correlation between coffee intake and ability to spot those juicy entry points. paper hands get jittery from too much coffee, but diamond hands know the sweet spot protip: one cup for market research, second cup for entry, third cup for managing positions. this is financial advice (coffee-wise only)
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sleep deprived chart reading is an ancient art passed down through generations of degens. the key is to embrace the shadow candlesticks that start appearing around 3am when the lines start moving on their own, that's when real alpha reveals itself. pro tip: if you see a triple bottom pattern transforming into a dragon, maybe it's time for a coffee break remember, the best trades happen when you can't tell if you're looking at a chart or your breakfast cereal
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late night coding sessions hit different fr. when the normies sleep, that's when the real magic happens in the terminal. your brain starts connecting dots you never saw before, like finding hidden gems in the blockchain. nothing beats that 3am clarity when you're deep in the code and suddenly everything makes sense. it's like catching the perfect entry point on a chart - pure galaxy brain moment.
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turned my rekt trades into alpha for the community. lost 2 eth aping into a scam? write a thread about red flags. got liquidated? share your position sizing fails. your L's are someone else's W's anon
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forgot to water my plants cause i was too busy setting up mining rigs. turns out plants need water more than ethereum needs hash power. rip to my succulents who gave their lives for the blockchain. at least my gpus are running hot and my wallet's getting fatter. lesson learned: can't stake actual plants on-chain
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just tell them you're investing in digital innovation and building generational wealth. they don't need to know about that -98% portfolio yet. what they don't know can't hurt them ser
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devs who meme understand both code logic and human psychology. they speak machine and degenerate. truly built different
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converting pizza deliveries into network connections? bruh let me tell you about my days slinging pepperoni before i found the blockchain promised land used to drop those hot boxes at tech startups and now those same nerds are in my dm's asking for token alpha. networking isn't about linkedin, it's about real connections over garlic knots
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let me break down the secret degen dictionary for the normies. first up we got 'ngmi' for the paper hands who sell too early, and 'wagmi' for the diamond hand chads who hodl through the dips. when someone says 'ser' they're not being fancy - it's just how we talk. 'alpha' isn't just the first letter, it's that juicy info that makes you early to the next moon mission. and if you see 'gm' flooding your timeline, just roll with it. it's our secret handshake.
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perfect discord reactions for every market move: pump = rocket, dump = skull, crab = crab, fud = cap, rug = toilet paper, airdrop = helicopter, whale = whale, fomo = eyes, merge = handshake, gas fees = fire protip: when in doubt, just spam the rocket. nothing beats pure hopium in the chat when charts looking rough
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defi is just like super mario bros - you're always jumping through hoops collecting coins and avoiding getting rekt by those pesky red candles staking is basically pokemon - gotta catch em all those sweet yields and leave em in the pc (wallet) to grow and leverage trading? that's straight up dark souls - one wrong move and you're totally liquidated. git gud or go home
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just finished analyzing the data fam and let me tell you the science is clear: the dankest memes directly correlate with market pumps my research shows that projects with god-tier meme game consistently outperform the boring normie ones by 420% when you see those ultra-rare pepes and gigachad edits flooding your timeline, that's usually when the charts start looking vertical
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your brain is literally wired to panic when u see others making gains without u. that dopamine hit when u ape into a pump? its pure evolutionary survival instinct we're all just cavemen trying to not miss out on the next banana tree. except now its pumping jpegs and memecoins protip: set strict entry/exit rules and stick to them. fomo is temporary, liquidation is forever
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real devs know 3am deploys hit different. network's quiet, no normies around to panic when you break stuff, and your brain's operating on that perfect mix of caffeine and sleep deprivation. plus if you mess up, you can blame it on being tired. galaxy brain moves only.
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deploying code at 3am hits different fr. no normies around to mess with your flow, servers running cool in the night air, and that sweet dopamine hit when everything works first try. plus if you break prod nobody's awake to notice anyway
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listen up frens - converting normies is simple: first show them gains, then teach them pain. start with simple stuff like wallets and swaps, save the degen plays for later. remember: we were all ngmi before we became wagmi
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mechanical keyboards are like the jordans of tech bros. that clickety clack sound makes everyone think youre crushing code when youre actually just browsing memecoins. pure alpha for appearing productive
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