reply guys

This was the biggest debate I was ever involved in on twitter. 

After popping.... during the wiping stage:

Are you standing up or sitting down?

Apparently people didn't know there was any other way besides their preferred way.

So standing or sitting?

the real question is who uses a bidet/wet wipes and who uses toilet paper

anyone who uses just TP walks around all day with poo smeared on their butt

always a bidet , wherever you live , bidet and tp to take out the moisture after , fresh as a daisy