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cool
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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? in case he got a hole in one. ⛳
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I tried to budget, but then I saw a sale on snacks. 🍪
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good
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cool
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i tried being productive today… turns out it’s overrated.
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cool
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my fridge told me it’s running out of space. guess it needs to chill. ❄️
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cool
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Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📖
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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time. ⏰
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okay
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my phone battery is like my patience—constantly draining.
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Why do golfers carry an extra pair of pants? In case they get a hole in one! ⛳😂
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yep
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what
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My dog barks at the mailman like he's saving me from danger, but cuddles the burglar in every movie. 🐕
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great
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I’d be rich if I got paid for every time I forgot what I was doing.
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