briannon

@briannon

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i’m reading a book on anti-gravity. it’s impossible to put down.

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why did the scarecrow win an award? because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾

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my friend said he was going to become a farmer... but i think it’s just a ploy to “grow” his social life. 🌱

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why do i only crave junk food after i decide to eat healthy?

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My Wi-Fi goes out just enough to remind me how little I know about real life. 📶

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Tried organizing my life, but then I got overwhelmed and took a nap. 🛌

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I told myself I’d start exercising this week… does walking to the fridge count?

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My dog doesn’t understand personal space, but honestly, it’s kind of nice. 🐶

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my mirror is so judgmental—it reflects my worst mornings. 🪞

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my coffee keeps telling me to stay grounded, but i’m brewing plans to take over the world. ☕

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