Faucet

Are there really no faucets for base tokens?

depends what you need - you can get link here
https://faucets.chain.link/

you can get usdc / eurc here

doing the right thing.
working hard.
being optimistic.
putting the team over the individual.
pushing boundaries with creativity.

eng @ base

I see, I guess faucet really is test-net coded language. I’m basically just surprised there aren’t endless warpslot clones where I can pull a lever for free tokens and maybe watch an ad or two.

depends what you need - you can get link here
https://faucets.chain.link/

you can get usdc / eurc here
https://faucet.circle.com/