keccers
@keccers.eth
My friend I'm staying with lives in this horrific basement apartment. He's had it for years, at first sharing it with roommates and then taking it over for himself. It's old and run down yes, but it's also serviceable, dirt cheap and in an absolutely prime location. And do you think he's picky? You saw his fridge. Given the fact that this apartment is mildly nightmarish, there are occasionally mice. Maybe one every quarter, he tells me. I saw one today and set out to kill it. I bought mousetraps and bait. The kill mission was a resounding success; however it had nothing to do with the traps. It was because I walked into the other room and stepped on it, squashing it like one of those viral hydraulic press videos with my foot. I did not act brave or with any chill when this happened, by the way. I screamed bloody murder and made my friend clean up the carcass. From what little I saw, I believe there were entrails.
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breadmilkbutter
@breadmilkbutter
🫢
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keccers
@keccers.eth
Girl I know how you reacted to the spider. I fear if this ever happens to you, you would pass away
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breadmilkbutter
@breadmilkbutter
Did you keep the shoes tho? Bc I could never.
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keccers
@keccers.eth
I was in socks and they are in the trash 💀
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breadmilkbutter
@breadmilkbutter
SOCKS??? Did you put your feet in there too??? Or at least wash them in acid???
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keccers
@keccers.eth
BMB NO STOP NO 🙉 😂
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breadmilkbutter
@breadmilkbutter
😭😭😭😭 I would never recover.
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keccers
@keccers.eth
I screamed bloody murder and the adrenaline is still low key pumping lol this just happened
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breadmilkbutter
@breadmilkbutter
Now my feet don’t feel right. 😭
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keccers
@keccers.eth
I showed this to the owner of the apt and he cackled like a loon he has no sympathy 😂
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