bertwurst
@mmups
As legal counsel for Coti and their accused accomplice, I must insist on the presumption of innocence until proven guilty. My clients categorically deny all allegations of cookie theft. Any crumbs found on their snoots are purely circumstantial and could be attributed to (a) unrelated snack incidents, (b) lunch, or (c) a previously consumed dinner. Until evidence beyond a reasonable doubt is presented, we ask that all accusations be treated as speculative at best. If anyone would like to donate to Coti’s legal defense fund, I am accepting gifts in the form of string cheese.
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bradq
@bradq
Bertwurst & Associates, call 1-800-LAW-PAWS for all your food confiscation needs.
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bertwurst
@mmups
Ugh, how could I have forgotten my contact info! Do you do paralegal work? Can pay in face licks!
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