bertwurst
@mmups
FROM THE LAW OFFICES OF BERTWURST & ASSOCIATES First, our client denies all allegations of wrongdoing. Second, we maintain that no credible evidence has been presented linking our client to the so-called "incident." The roots in question were clearly structurally unsound and, as any reasonable observer would conclude, their failure was imminent with or without external influence. Third, preventive detention? On what grounds? We find this punishment highly irregular and will be filing an immediate motion for review. Fourth, and most importantly, we remind all parties that my client is very small and very cute. This fact alone should cast doubt on any nefarious intent. We will not be taking further questions at this time.
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bradq
@bradq
If there are any other dogs that have similar needs, please call us at 1-888-LAW-PAWS and we will immediately come to your aid. -bradq, paralegal, Bertwurst & Assoc.
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bertwurst
@mmups
Working on passing the bar for Feline and Equine law as well.
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