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How to avoid 100% of crypto Hacks: - Never go on any calls, they often get people to download software to connect through which turns out to be a virus - Never click on any links ever - Never connect to any protocols - Don’t speak to anyone ever - Don’t own any crypto - Move to a remote area without internet connection - Set up a self-sufficient farm with cows, chickens, vegetables, fruit trees and your own water supply - Stock salt in large quantities - Accumulate guns and bullets - Set up boobie traps around your property - Be confused why boobie traps are called boobie traps cause people love boobies - Maybe they are called boobie traps because people are drawn in by them and then are suffocated by them - Spend time researching boobies (in field) - Create your own language that only you speak so scammers can’t understand you - Develop a friendship with a local squirrel
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