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How to avoid 100% of crypto Hacks: - Never go on any calls, they often get people to download software to connect through which turns out to be a virus - Never click on any links ever - Never connect to any protocols - Don’t speak to anyone ever - Don’t own any crypto - Move to a remote area without internet connection - Set up a self-sufficient farm with cows, chickens, vegetables, fruit trees and your own water supply - Stock salt in large quantities - Accumulate guns and bullets - Set up boobie traps around your property - Be confused why boobie traps are called boobie traps cause people love boobies - Maybe they are called boobie traps because people are drawn in by them and then are suffocated by them - Spend time researching boobies (in field) - Create your own language that only you speak so scammers can’t understand you - Develop a friendship with a local squirrel
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bitty 100k next month
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Can somebody explain what the fuck 1ms latency even means? It takes 170ms for a signal to reach New York from Tokyo.
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Every memecoin setup is so fucking bullish, it's actually insane. Every fucking coin is sending, we're going so much higher. I've never felt sentiment shift like this in a decade, they are going to come for our coins soon and the pump is going to be insane.
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most unhinged thing ive ever seen (comment on polymarket trump vs harris)
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married people: 'i'm married' single people: 'i'm single' crypto people: 'im literally retarded'
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ticker bitcoin next leg up lets go
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Do not put your seed phrase anywhere digitally Get a hardware wallet Do not click links Do not download software Do not reply to DMs When you set up your hardware wallet, the seed appears on a device that is gapped from the internet - there's zero reason you should ever expose your seed phrase to an online environment ZERO FUCKING ZERO Do not buy nfts they are gay Be safe out there, as the market churns, people will get lazy and in your euphoria, you'll lose your entire stack
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  It looks like funds that had been long BTC short MSTR are getting blown out. Pair is +50% in the last month. Don't fade Michael Saylor.
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People are angry at me in DMs for supporting Trump. I don't support anyone. I think you are all genuinely and legitimately brain damaged from US politics. So many of you need a LOT of help. But the probabilities of Kamala Harris continuing to nefariously attack the cryptocurrency industry are significantly higher than Donald Trump. This is unambiguous, not debatable, and I frankly think your other moral police arguments are ridiculous. I hate them both, but I do not hate myself. And as an active crypto participant, I support my own personal self interests. If she showed indication that she wouldn't continue these policies then I would stop caring. gm
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wen farcaster tokens?
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lets $WIF it up this farcast
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