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When describing the birth of our two boys, if my wife's in earshot I always say "the pain we felt that day was excruciating" 

She loves it, I think.

Father of two, jiu jitsu blue belt, work in progress husband. Milkman @ /milk

In a jam packed parking lot, I'm the girl who finds the front row spot // The secret to fun can be unlocked in /burrfrens

Hahaha hahaha I thought this meme might draw a burr response

I was just preparing a proper response.

I can't find the right mix of insults and love JUST YET.

Need to call in my partner in crime when it comes to bullying men: @bookish

To be fair women can handle an epidural but it’s a challenge for any man to handle a cold.

I've never seen a bigger baby than a man with a fever.   Real talk.