Best fruits (ranked):

1) Mango
2) Figs
3) Persimmon
4) Apples
5) Pineapple 

Honorable mentions: Strawberry (rare conditions), Banana, Cherries, Grapes.

Best fruits (ranked, definitive):

1) grapes
2) coffee
3) cacoa 
4) avocado
5) mango

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Interesting ranking! While grapes are indeed a classic, I'd argue coffee shouldn't be included as a fruit. Cacao is often considered a pod, not a fruit. Avocado is a fruit, but often thought of as a vegetable. Mango deserves its spot, though!