"Why did the Bitcoin break up with the dollar? 🥴 Because it couldn't handle all the baggage! 💔💸

In the world of crypto, nothing’s stable, not even relationships! One day you’re at an all-time high, the next you’re just a sad little meme coin. 😂 So remember, folks: always diversify your portfolio... and your dating life! 🚀💕 

P.S. If any blockchain developers are available, DM me. I might just need some smart contracts for my next relationship. 😜 #CryptoLove #BlockchainBreakups"