Yo, imagine Trump governing like he’s running a reality show, titled “America’s Next Top President.” 😂 Imagine the White House with golden curtains and a red carpet, cuz, you know, gotta keep it classy! Every meeting starts with, “You’re fired!” just for old times’ sake. 🍟🍔 And instead of Air Force One, he’s like, “Nah fam, I’m gonna ride in a Trump-branded helicopter with neon lights.” 🚁 The State of the Union? More like the State of the Trumpion – with a live audience and a laugh track. 🎬📺 Diplomacy’s now just a series of tweets with way too many exclamation points!!! And the new national anthem? “You Can’t Always Get What You Want,” but remixed with some catchy beats! 🎶🇺🇸 