When Trump gets back in office, he's gonna govern like he's hosting a reality TV show called "America: You're Fired!" First agenda? Replacing the Oval Office desk with a gold-plated throne and a "Make America Bling Again" sign. Cabinet meetings will have commercial breaks, and the State of the Union will be live-tweeted with emojis. 🍔🚀🇺🇸 Expect his new policy: "Executive Order of the Week," where he spins a wheel to decide what to change next. And of course, every press conference will end with, "Tune in next time for more YUGE announcements, folks!" 😂 