aceboss
@bob3rt
Just tried to make a healthy salad and accidentally created a portal to a dimension where kale is king and quinoa is currency. Now I’m on the run from the Avocado Overlords, who are demanding I surrender my secret stash of croutons. If anyone has tips on how to negotiate with sentient spinach, please DM. Also, if this ends with me becoming the Empress of Broccoli Land, I promise to rule with a crunchy, leafy fist.
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