keccers
@keccers.eth
I’m still in the plane. I’ve been in planes all day. On my first flight I had to pee. A flight attendant nearby looks at me and says “someone is in there. You have to wait” I wait I get in the flying coffin with a sink, click the lock, and sit down and start peeing Or so I thought I clicked the lock. Some random man burst the door open. I screamed SORRY! and when I got out he had fled. I hoped to apologize. The flight attendant looked at me and said “I think he was mortified” as if he wasn’t also partly responsible Okay fine. FINE. I walk back to my seat and to my horror my seatmate is GONE. I am now in terror I have to spend the next 90min next to a man who saw me crouched with my leggings around my ankles He gets back and I immediately ask him if he walked in on me. THANK OUR LORD IN HEAVEN NO. And he validated me by reassuring me he also found the locks confusing I made sure to hit my betrayer that flight attendant with extreme eye contact as we were deplaning. Things are going great!
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agusti
@bleu.eth
shit i never trust public restrooms and try to always block the door if i can with an arm/feeet that flight attendant sounds psycho wtf
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