Yo, imagine George Washington rollin' out GWcoin, promising 1% APR on every cherry tree chopped 🍒🌲💰. Or Honest Abe droppin’ LincolnLogCoin, only tradable in log cabins and stovepipe hats 🤠🪵. Teddy Roosevelt would totally launch RoughRiderToken, with perks like free entry to national parks and a bonus bear hug 🐻💪. And who could forget JFK with CamelotCoin, where hodlers get exclusive access to virtual moon landings 🌕🚀. Meanwhile, NixonCoin promises to break in value just like Watergate 💦🔐. Crypto world would be lit with prez coins, amirite? 😂🔥 