reply guys

Since I can't give away fan tokens, I am going to give away MOXIE to buy burr fan tokens.

I'm going to give 5 people 800 moxie to buy a burr fan token

Rules:
- This is based on the honor system so please only enter if you DO NOT have a burr token
- I am not going to check if you buy the burr token, so please be honest and use the moxie for burr lol
- To enter, reply with funniest lie that your parents told you as a kid
- Winners announced sometime tomorrow
- Recasting would be nice but not required 🤣 
- Great stories will be also be rewarded throughout the day

In a jam packed parking lot, I'm the girl who finds the front row spot // The secret to fun can be unlocked in /burrfrens

I have burr tokens but just came to tell my favorite parent lie cause it might help somebody lie to their children
I was probably 5ish, parent didn’t have excessive money. Like paycheck to paycheck but they were doing their best. Ice cream truck rolls around the block and my aunt had introduced me to sugar so I would WAIL for Caaaaandy. Parents told me ice cream truck was auto repair truck that sold car parts. As a stupid 5yo kid I believed them enough to stop the wailing