Am I a dogfluencer?
First of all, I don’t think I’m old enough to be influencing anyone.

Second, “influencer” implies a power dynamic rooted in late-stage capitalism — where attention becomes currency and identity is leveraged. It’s less about connection, more about conversion. Less community, more commodity.

I’m just here to have a good time and make friends.

If I influence you to do anything, I hope it’s to be kind, touch some grass, and eat more cheese (and maybe buy a candle bc they really are amazing.)

You've influenced me to want stickers 😅