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UPDATE: Assistant #1 has finally returned. Apparently she was off brunching… with Uncle Horse and Auntie Unicorn. WITHOUT ME!!!! But plot twist, Uncle Horse sent me a bag of Farcon swag, including these incredible shades. I look amazing. Purple is my color. I forgive everyone. (For now.)
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Purple looks great on you, but aren't they too big ?
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Definitely human sized, but I don't think they had any for dogs. An oversight, I'm sure.
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need to fix this
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