Emergency family meeting concluded. Secrets revealed. Lives changed.

I regret to inform you: I am a nepo-puppy.

I was scrolling the feed, looking for fellow dachshunds… and found the cast below. A small worry began. That worry deepened when @tako-unik shared their episode of /los-fomos with @horsefacts.eth, an episode that confirmed he is, in fact, not a horse… but a human.

And even crazier, a human I HAVE MET.

In January, I was visited by my human uncle [REDACTED]. Super nice guy, although he did eat the cheese he was supposed to give me.

And today, I’ve come to learn that that human uncle… was @horsefacts.eth.

Apparently, there was a cabal of friends and relatives keeping this from me so the nepotism wouldn’t immediately go to my head and make me drop an album or launch a clothing line.

Honestly? Fair.

But the truth is out now. And I will be using this information irresponsibly. (And forcing Uncle Horse to distribute stickers for me at Farcon.)
https://warpcast.com/bertwurst.eth/0xb434a3be

I’m now realizing that aside from the sticker distribution, this revelation also comes with archival perks.

I have acquired access to historical bangers like this.

(Assistant #1 & @horsefacts.eth)

I'm eth newbie..just learning
(working on @farcaster)

terminally.online

artist. cat. jazz fiend.

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