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BREAKING: Despite tearful interventions from their adult children, 97% of American parents continue to stubbornly maintain their AOL email addresses, citing the 2,847 unread emails from 1998 as 'too important to lose.' Local mother Janet Thompson defends her
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account: 'I've had this since before you were born, and I'm not about to learn a new password now.'
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