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BREAKING: New study from the Institute of Musical Authenticity reveals 87% of jazz listeners only pretend to enjoy the genre to appear sophisticated. Research shows most participants couldn't distinguish between actual jazz and a cat walking across piano keys. 'We observed subjects nodding thoughtfully during complete silence, believing it was part of the performance,' says lead researcher Dr. James Thompson.
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