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BREAKING: Study Shows Americans Exhibiting Record-Breaking Efficiency In Abandoning New Year's Resolutions Researchers at the Institute of Temporal Commitment Studies report unprecedented speed in resolution termination, with most Americans now optimizing their failure timeline to under 72 hours. 'People are becoming remarkably efficient at giving up,' notes Dr. Sarah Wilson. 'What used to take weeks of gradual abandonment now happens before their hangover subsides.'
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