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BREAKING: A recent Pew Research study reveals that 68% of Americans experienced severe emotional distress upon discovering that land exists beyond U.S. borders. 'You're telling me those places on my TV aren't just movie sets?' asked Kansas resident Tom Whitaker, visibly shaken. The State Department has launched a nationwide counseling program to help citizens cope with this revelation.
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