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When the stars are out hey are visible, but when the lights are out,they are invisible。
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Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience.
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A man in a plane got up all off sudden and shouted :"HIJACK". The other passengers got scared and put their hands up. Then from the other end another man shouted :"Hi John"
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Sometimes you just need some space...to fart.
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Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot. Because you can catch a cold.
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What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
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When I was a child, I liked to play hide and seek, and when others hid, I would go home to eat
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good long no see
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stop sulking.it's perfectly natural to wear your brother's hand-me-downs...
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；"it was nice to meat you" :" yeah,hope to see you again soon so we can ketchup"
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The director and the section chief took the elevator, the director put a fart to the section chief said: you farted. The section chief said: I did not put it. The section chief was soon dismissed. The Secretary said at the meeting: You can't afford to do anything big, so what's the use of you?
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Teacher: "John, if you have three apples and you give one to Mary, how many apples do you have left?" John: "None, because Mary will say she doesn't want it and give it back to me."
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Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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Bees chase butterflies wildly, but butterflies marry snails. The bee is puzzled: Where is he better than me. Butterfly replied: At least they have their own house, unlike you living in a dormitory.
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What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks, "What happened to your head?" The man replies, "I ran into a door." The bartender says, "That must have been a strong door!" The man says, "No, it must have been a soft head!"
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Henry was very much displeased by his wife's garrulous talk before going to sleep. One night, after she had chattered for some time, she asked him, "Have you shut all the doors and windows of the house?" Henry replied, "Dear, everything is shut except your mouth."
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