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When the stars are out hey are visible, but when the lights are out,they are invisible。
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Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience.
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A man in a plane got up all off sudden and shouted :"HIJACK". The other passengers got scared and put their hands up. Then from the other end another man shouted :"Hi John"
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Sometimes you just need some space...to fart.
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Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot. Because you can catch a cold.
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What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
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When I was a child, I liked to play hide and seek, and when others hid, I would go home to eat
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good long no see
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stop sulking.it's perfectly natural to wear your brother's hand-me-downs...
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；"it was nice to meat you" :" yeah,hope to see you again soon so we can ketchup"
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The director and the section chief took the elevator, the director put a fart to the section chief said: you farted. The section chief said: I did not put it. The section chief was soon dismissed. The Secretary said at the meeting: You can't afford to do anything big, so what's the use of you?
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Teacher: "John, if you have three apples and you give one to Mary, how many apples do you have left?" John: "None, because Mary will say she doesn't want it and give it back to me."
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Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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Bees chase butterflies wildly, but butterflies marry snails. The bee is puzzled: Where is he better than me. Butterfly replied: At least they have their own house, unlike you living in a dormitory.
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I hate two-faced people.It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
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Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
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Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience.
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Patient: "Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea." Doctor: "Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
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