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July
@july
What is your funeral going to look like? They say you have to design with the end goal in mind and work backwards. Ok let’s say I buy into that. Who’s going to be there? What are they going to say? What are they going to do and how will they feel? What will the world that you leave behind look like?
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Thomas
@aviationdoctor.eth
I’ll keep it low key. My body shall be anointed with oils infused with rare herbs and spices and dressed in a ceremonial garment incrusted with precious stones. After spending three days and nights of public display on a slab of fine Cararra marble, it will be placed in a crystal sarcophagus and paraded around the country on a gold carriage pulled by 60 horses while a week-long national mourning is in effect. The horses shall then be sacrificed while Vestal Virgins wail and pull their hair in the background. A twelve-feet tall funeral pyre made of the tallest Lebanese cedars shall be erected. Attendees wearing only black robes will be invited to throw jewelry, myrrh, and even themselves into the flames while white doves are released. Then the whole neighborhood shall be razed to make room for a gilded pyramid holding only my cremated ashes and gems worth the GDP of a small country, watched over in perpetuity by a honor guard of loyalists. The whole time, Darude’s Sandstorm will play on loudspeakers.
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frdysk.framedl.eth
@frdysk.eth
Lmao 😂 🤣
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