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Cameron Armstrong
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help I’m trapped somewhere but nobody has a cell phone and everyone is really excited about beanie babies for some reason??
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Thomas
@aviationdoctor.eth
Okay, I need you to listen to me very carefully. You may not understand what I’m about to say. It’s ok, just write it down for now. Fifteen years from now, on some obscure cryptography forum, a dude with a Japanese-sounding name will publish a white paper. It’s about a digital currency. Crazy, eh? 1/5
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Thomas
@aviationdoctor.eth
Well, make sure to download the software. Yes, download, and no, there won’t be CD-ROMs anymore. Don’t worry, you’ll have fast enough internet by then. Buy the best computer you can find to run it on. Let the software run 24/7. Your first goal is to “mine” 40,000 of that digital currency. 2/5
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Thomas
@aviationdoctor.eth
Your second goal is to sell those coins in October–November 2021. You’ll have to keep a file called a wallet all along. Don’t fuck this up! Save that wallet to five different places that only you can access. And ignore any dude named Mark Karpeles. 3/5
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Thomas
@aviationdoctor.eth
Lastly, you are to send half of the proceeds to a dude named @aviationdoctor on Farcaster, a failed social experiment that only lasted for a brief amount of time in 2022–2023. This is important! Don’t miss that window. 4/5
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Thomas
@aviationdoctor.eth
Oh, and for now, just buy all the Apple stocks you can afford. Work that second shift if you need to. You’ll also need to make an anonymous phone call to the FBI on September 10, 2001. I’ll explain later. You got this! Love from a better future for both of us. 5/5
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justin.framedl.eth
@ahn.eth
I think you almost had it until the FBI phone call point... i reckon the butterfly effect from this will push back btc development by a decade or so 🤖
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artlu
@artlu
delightfully deranged
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