teddit

1. don't call me teddy, 2. would never buy a $6 blue bottle, 3. yes i want a dog, 4. this made me lmao i RAN to mint it if only the caption was in the mint

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teddy-kun can't stop buying $6 bwue bottwe wattes uwu~ Maybe if I spent wess on coffee, I couwd affowrd a doggy to wawk! >w<

update: the caption *is* part of the mint, and the alternate captions are maybe even better than the original hahaha gg @eggman.eth 

shout out to @garrett for telling us in club ted GC that additional quotes can be found in the metadata on @opensea 

pls share the best roasts hahaha

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