politics

>Fail upwards your whole life
>Wealth made purely off inheritance and name/brand
>Every business venture fails (casinos, steaks, fake college)
>Become president of the US
>Don't divest of any of your businesses (no one cares because everyone grades you on a retarded baby curve)
>Staff those businesses with migrants (some even illegal)
>Go golfing on your first week on the job
>GOP pays to have a conference at your resort
>They eat burgers with your name on them because they're cuckolds
>Worshipped online by tech nerds desperate for more money and power
>Call underpaid civil servants "lazy, wasteful, swamp creatures"
>End their wfh arbitrarily
>mfw I'm a conman who embodies every vice that I'm supposedly fighting against

Coinbase employee (Investigatooor), personal account. Onchain is the future.

He’ll do less damage if he just golfs for 4 years.

But you forgot the insider trading  projects 🙄