Everyone's wallet balance is public, but I have no idea what the total onchain net worth is of really anyone in my network.

I am surprised that, given how much crypto is financialized, this "total onchain net worth" number isn't more publicly flaunted

cma.xyz. Founder /paragraph, ceo /mirror, previously at Google & Coinbase 

wait, I took this question as an invitation to look up your total onchain net worth via your publicly connected wallet address.

Am a bit puzzled why you asked this question, since your own public balance (and composition) suggests why this number is not coherent with other social signals we get elsewhere