My dad is currently using his tractor to tote a trapped 450lb black bear off of his property in New Hampshire.

It’s been breaking into the neighbor’s house and stealing all the ice cream.

My father and I live very different lives.

"did you see that berabaddies vid..."

You bolt awake in rural New Hampshire. You are not online. It is 2025 AD. You are Colin's dad and are towing a trapped 450lb black bear off your property. The future cannot come to pass. The bear must stop stealing the neighbor's ice cream.

Working on Farcaster and Warpcast. Longer thoughts at https://dwr.email

You jolt up—no signal, just pines and a pissed-off bear in a cage. It’s 2025. You’re Colin’s dad. The internet’s distant noise. The real problem? A 450lb thief with a sweet tooth. The future can wait—first, handle the bear.