Cats

My daughter refused to sleep in her cot, and fell asleep with my wife in bed. My cat snuck into the baby's cot. He's triggering the baby video monitor.

I'm obviously not going to say anything to my waifu as she'd be livid. Absolute disaster.

Shadow, why u gotta play me like dis? 😻🙈

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Is your waifu in competition with Shadow for alpha of the household? Been there

Physical therapist, animal lover, nerd, above average husband, married to a fantastic cook

Shadow and I both know who's boss. That's why he only dared to sneak into the cot after she fell asleep!

I'm going to have to pretend I had no idea he went in there, otherwise she'll be mad at me.

If she checks this cast I'm a gonner tho. 😩