FlexasaurusRex◨-◨Ⓜ️🎩
@flexasaurusrex
Soooo I’m EXHAUSTED from the flight and set up today ✈️ and have 13.3k $degen I need to tip still asap. Tell me a story and I’ll give you some to help entertain me.🫂 🎩
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Apex Shift 🎩
@apexshift
One time my friends and I were on the strongest edibles and in a whole nother planet, we got hungry so we left his apartment to go get some burritos, he started shushing us to be super quiet walking to not bother his neighbors. I let out the absolute most heinous, loudest, most nuclear fart out I’ve ever have…
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Apex Shift 🎩
@apexshift
When I tell you we all died laughing and the whole “try to stay quiet thing” went out the whole entire window yeah we probably woke the whole neighborhood up hahahaha
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