I won't tell them I am ham rich.....💸 💰 

but there will be signs. ⛓️ 🏦 🤑 🍖

I feel the triggers itch of the cannon. 

For 

"God is on the side of the heaviest ham cannon."
-Napoleon Bonaparte

Do you Like Art?🎨 

Glitchy stuff? 

Coffee alfa?☕ 

Kittens?🐈 

Warm Chocolate Chip Cookies?🍪 

Hugs?🫂 

Ham?🍖 

Degen?🎩 

Then you need to sub to my alfafrens post haste. 
👇 👇 👇 👇 👇 

https://www.alfafrens.com/channel/0xABb5Ec6bE44Bc4d161Dd48cea455FB153140e82A

Do you Like Art?🎨 

Glitchy stuff? 

Coffee alfa?☕ 

Kittens?🐈 

Warm Chocolate Chip Cookies?🍪 

Hugs?🫂 

Ham?🍖 

Degen?🎩 

Then you need to sub to my alfafrens post haste. 
👇 👇 👇 👇 👇

I’ve come up w/ a metric to assess best channels to stake on /alfafrens. Each time I stake (2-3 times a day), I’m posting My winner of the moment in My subscriber channel.

This time (few min ago) it was @flexasaurusrex with a DpA (DEGEN per ALFA) score of 60.

I hope to have an invite code on Friday.

🎩🔥🖤

This is big brain moves. 
@tormential is a mad scientist so 
I would listen to him and 
sub to my channel, stake those 
alfa tokens post haste peoples. 
👇 👇 👇 👇 👇 👇 👇 👇 

The metric doesn't lie. 

https://www.alfafrens.com/channel/0xabb5ec6be44bc4d161dd48cea455fb153140e82a

Dom. Pseudonymous dark artist. 🖤 Creating emotionally evocative dark art as a means of self-discovery. 🖤 Dark Mode Always #AIartist 🧷

Real footage of me waiting for the ham cannon to fire.

NGL. 

The HAM CANNON is pretty wild. 

Maybe one of the most wild things
I've seen in crypto. 

And let me tell you, 

I've seen some things.

ALFA: 

you don't have to be subscribed to someone to stake to their chat and earn rewards. 

The more you know but sub to me for more hot tips anyway 😁 😁 🙏 🎩

ALFA: 

you don't have to be subscribed to someone to stake to their chat and earn rewards. 

The more you know but sub to me for more hot tips anyway 😁 😁 🙏 🎩

https://www.alfafrens.com/channel/0xabb5ec6be44bc4d161dd48cea455fb153140e82a

This week I built a NFT vending machine for BASE that deployed to testnet on ETH where you will be able to use true on chain randomization to buy incredible art and can even accept $DEGEN along with other currencies.........

Sounds BASED right?

Sunday BASED brunch with a side of glitch 
and eggs. 🪺 🪺 🪺

People out here waiting for a fresh batch of @alfafrens codes to drop.

New SocialFi app on Base, powered by $DEGEN and @superfluid. 🫂

https://tinyurl.com/alfafrens-app

People out there waiting for those codes to refresh. 

😂 😂 😂 

Sub to me for more life hacks tips and tricks:

People out there waiting for those codes to refresh. 

😂 😂 😂 

Sub to me for more life hacks tips and tricks: 
https://www.alfafrens.com/channel/0xabb5ec6be44bc4d161dd48cea455fb153140e82a

need the strength of Chuck Norris with a 
pew pew pew gun to make it through today. 

☕ ☕ ☕ ☕ ☕ 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫

I need the strength of Chuck Norris with a 
pew pew pew gun to make it through today. 

☕ ☕ ☕ ☕ ☕ 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫

Art Historian, NFT Enthusiast and Crypto Assimilator. Concept Creator @vendingnfts /teznouns • join /crystals /glitchedgrifters /spaceart /lp 🍖