confession: i’ve recently (today) decided that people in New York are more attractive to me than people in Los Angeles

helping build farcaster | surfing @ venice, ca | eating @ gjusta / gjelina | “lucky me, lucky mud”

ya but what about the machete wielding banditos in Austin?

"mom can we get machete banditos"?
"we have machete banditos at home"

machete banditos at home:

*Your friendly neighborhood drama queen. Tall. Reddish-blonde. Doesn’t smile*
Normie homie. 

SheFi Cohort 12 | Women in Tech @ Studio

We have machete banditos at home 🤣 mostly on citizen app