confession: i’ve recently (today) decided that people in New York are more attractive to me than people in Los Angeles

/ted | exploring the onchain frontier | surfing @ venice, ca | eating @ gjusta / gjelina

ya but what about the machete wielding banditos in Austin?

"mom can we get machete banditos"?
"we have machete banditos at home"

machete banditos at home:

*Your friendly neighborhood drama queen. Tall. Reddish-blonde. Doesn’t smile*
Normie homie. Works in entertainment.

We have machete banditos at home 🤣 mostly on citizen app