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Day 102 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
** Guess the movie **
For ages, limit orders on Base have been a lost myth.
But against all odds, a sacred roadmap lands in the hands of an unlikely hero: YES2Crypto Baggins, a determined trader. When a wizard-like dev reveals its power to break market-order tyranny, YES2Crypto embarks on a quest to meme it into existence.
The journey is treacherous.
With a fellowship of memers, based devs, and limit-order believers, YES2Crypto must cross mountains of delays, rivers of excuses, and the forests of “we’re working on it." All while being hunted by all-seeing matcha.xyz, clinging to its market-order sorcery.
The roadmap is long, the mission is hard, but YES2Crypto will not simply walk into market orders (aka "morders")
"I would rather share one limit order with you than face all the rug pullers of this world alone"
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Present me with groups of casts like art, crypto, farming, trending etc.
Sort them using degen tips.
Group casts where people tip above their median as "Well liked" or whatever.
Use the size/weight of peoples tips as a measure of their enjoyment.
Use that to show me what activities, games, art, videos, critics, podcasts, people like the most. Exceptional casts in this sea of casts.
Also think directories and search engines to help me find dapps, casts, people, etc.
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Well, that wraps up SEASON ONE of meme-shaming @matchaxyz to add Limit Orders on BASE.
SEASON TWO BEGINS NOW!
Day 101 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
** Guess the movie **
After winning a whitelist spot in a high-stakes crypto game, YES2Crypto stumbles upon matcha.xyz, a sleek, well-funded DEX aggregator engaged to outdated trading mechanics.
Feeling trapped without limit orders on Base, YES2Crypto considers giving up, until a moment of inspiration rekindles the fight. Their bond grows, leading to an iconic moment where YES2Crypto sketches a perfect and steamy limit order UI, but the dream is shattered when matcha.xyz’s jealous dev team locks YES2Crypto out of the roadmap, promising
When the platform faces an iceberg of feature requests, YES2Crypto defies the old ways, battling through gas spikes, congestion, and brutal slippage on market orders to keep the dream afloat - while matcha clings to its sinking excuses.
All because of some stupid diamond hands.
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