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Soooo I’m on a flight ✈️ and have 20k $degen I need to tip still asap. Tell me a story and I’ll give you some to help entertain me.

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Once in a bustling city nestled between mountains and rivers, there existed a peculiar group of haberdashers known as the Degenerate Dapper Hatsmiths. These haberdashers were not your typical craftsmen; they were eccentric, wildly creative, and perhaps a tad mad.

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The leader of this merry band was a man named Bartholomew Threadbare, a wizard with needles and threads but lacking in fashion sense. Bartholomew was always seen wearing a hat that was a bizarre amalgamation of feathers, gears. His theory was that a hat should not just be an accessory but an entire universe unto itself