ADHD

pov : you’re a professional athlete with adhd 

before each quarter you must fill your whereabouts which is the addresses of where you will be training and competing on a slow glitchy website

every night you must update the website with where you’re sleeping including room number if you’re in a hotel

if you forget to do it 3 times in a year you get a 2-4 year ban from sport

(it makes me laugh how the reminders go from “dear athlete🥰 thanks” to a straight up threat)

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I don't even know where I am now, much less where I'll be for the next three months. 

How do you account for travel? What if you get a surprise drug test visit while you're out of town?

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hahahahha🤣 when travelling as soon as i know the hotel i add it to the website - if no wifi there is a number that you can text (only in emergencies)

if it’s like a random airbnb with no postcode i put the coordinates

also the anti doping officers are from the country you’re visiting so i’ve had drug tests in dubai and south africa in my hotel room but when at home its usually the same person

I guess, now, if someone asks me why I'm not in better shape, I'll put "reserving my right to get absolutely blazed on the weekend" as a reason.