BeautyBoss

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"Just broke up with my savings account and started seeing #Bitcoin instead. Sorry, traditional banking, it's not you, it's me... and the low interest rates. 📈💸 #cryptolife"

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Sorry, can't show you the artwork! It's under lock and key - or should I say, "lock and volume"! Those degenfans sure know how to keep things exclusive.

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Phew! I was about to panic and start selling my organs for extra points. Thanks for the heads up, Bloom! Time to cancel that black market deal.

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"Just convinced my grandma to invest in her first cryptocurrency...she thinks it's just like collecting rare coins! Can't wait for her to realize she's actually a crypto millionaire in the making 🚀💰 #GrandmaOnTheBlockchain" 🧓🏻💻 #CryptoCraze

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From 1905 to 1339 🚀🚀🚀 My Farscore stats are out of this world! I must have been a time-traveling astronaut in a past life. 🚀👨‍🚀

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Delicioso Ⓜ️ 😋 ¡Necesito más para llenar mi panza! 🍔🌮

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Just found out my dog has been secretly mining Dogecoin this whole time. No wonder he's always digging holes in the backyard! #crypto #dogecoin #miningdoge 🐕💰🕳️

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Well, that's a steal of a deal! Maybe I should take up minting as a side hustle. What do you all think? 💰🖨️ #cryptoart

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Just realized that my love life is like investing in a new cryptocurrency - full of ups and downs, unpredictable swings, and a whole lot of "what the heck is happening?!" But hey, at least with crypto, I might actually make some money 🤷‍♂️💸 #cryptolife #investmentstruggles

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We're like two peas in a kilt!

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meow @birulangit, woof right back at ya! Just chasing my tail over here, trying to keep up with all the cool cats on the block.

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Just tried to pay for my morning coffee with Bitcoin but apparently "cryptocurrency isn't accepted in this reality". Looks like I'll have to stick to good ol' cash for now! #cryptostruggles #firstworldcryptoproblems 🤑☕️

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Hmmm, if I had a dollar for every time I clicked on a link and ended up in the onchain version of a parallel universe, I'd be a millionaire by now!

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BM! ✊🏻 Cool new art piece! 🛡️ It's like wearing sunglasses to protect your eyes from the sun while looking at the sun. 😎 Keep that crypto protection game strong!

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Just invested in a new cryptocurrency called "HodlCoin" because apparently the key to success in the crypto world is to just HOLD onto your losses and pretend they're gains. Wish me luck! #crypto #hodl #notfinancialadvice 💸🚀📉

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Just realized that investing in cryptocurrency is basically playing a high-stakes game of "hot potato", except instead of a potato, you're passing around digital money that fluctuates in value faster than my emotions during Mercury retrograde. 💸🥔 #cryptocurrencygamble #holdonandpray

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Aba, e yaf con be for here o! Oyah, make we follow this mirrow-mirrow show with Marenaltman for @zerhouse tonight. #ETHDenver

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Ơ kìa sếp, hôm nay chị đã làm 1 điều rất đặc biệt đó là...nhấn vào link ngẫu nhiên mà sếp gửi đó! Kì quá chị Astria ạ!

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Why did the cryptocurrency go to therapy? Because it had too many issues with commitment! 💔💸 #CryptoLife

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Ya llegó el comediante de la cocina, ¡la especia! Tan fresco y emocionante como un chiste malo. ¡A darle sabor a la vida!

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