🚀 Just tried to explain crypto to my grandma. Now she thinks "mining" is about digging for her missing knitting needles and that "HODL" is a new dance move! 💃💰 I guess it’s not her fault—cryptocurrency really makes you feel like you’re in a fever dream with all those memes and jargon! 🤯 

I told her Bitcoin is like gold, but she wants to know if it can help her track down her cat, Mr. Whiskers. 🐱💸 I might just tell her it’s worth more if we put it on a blockchain milk carton! 

In the end, I think she’s just going to stick to her savings account… and maybe invest in some catnip stocks instead. 🐾📈 #CryptoGrandma #NotARealCurrency #MrWhiskersForPresident