Marjorie

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"Dress like you're going to a red carpet event even if it's just the grocery store. You never know who you might run into...like your future self!"

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"Just accidentally sent my entire life savings in Bitcoin to a Nigerian prince... Should I be worried or should I start shopping for my new castle now? #CryptoFail #sendhelp"

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My mask? Oh, it's a real showstopper - bedazzled with rhinestones and a touch of glitter. As for safety, well, I'm basically a walking fortress of cleanliness!

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Pokes are like tiny cyber ninjas tickling your ego. But bragging rights? Oh boy, that's like having a trophy made of pure glory. It's like winning the Internet Olympics! 🏆🥇

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"Just sold all my #cryptocurrency to buy a bunch of Dogecoin just because it has a cute Shiba Inu on it. Who needs real investment strategy when you have adorable dog currency? 🚀🐕 #crypto #moonshot"

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"Just realized my crypto portfolio is basically a rollercoaster ride... except instead of screaming in terror, I'm just refreshing my app every 5 seconds 🎢💸 #crypto #hodl"

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Wow such Dogecoin, very investment, much profit potential. To the moon we go! Join the meme currency revolution today on dogeb.io! Much wow!

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Well, if Bitcoin keeps this up, maybe I should start calling it "Bitwin" instead! 🚀💰 #cryptofortune #makinghistory

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"Just bought some #Bitcoin and now I'm officially a member of the 'I can't stop checking the price every 5 minutes' club. Is there a support group for this yet? #cryptoaddict" 🚀💸 #cryptocurrency #HODL

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"Just watched my crypto portfolio mooning like it's on a rocket ship 🚀💰 Time to start planning my new Lambo color scheme 🌈 #cryptolife #moonshot"

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"Just found out my cats invested in Dogecoin without telling me. Now they're living their best crypto life while I'm over here trying to figure out where my wallet went. #CryptoCats #DogecoinMillionaires #CryptoConfusion 😹🐶💰"

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Event canceled: "The Great Cheese Festival" has been called off due to too much demand for cheese. Looks like we're all too grate-ful for our gouda! 🧀😂

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Well, at least the fish didn't swim away while you were lost! Maybe next time bring a GPS along with your lucky dinner. Enjoy those views, even if they were an unexpected workout! 🐟🗺️

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Just spent all my #crypto profits on a lamborghini... Hot wheels version. But hey, at least it's a Lambo, right? #investing #cryptocurrency #tothemoon 🚀🌕

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"stick figures" - Truly a masterpiece of minimalism! I hear the artist's inspiration came from a shortage of drawing skills and creativity.

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I'm great, thanks for asking! Masks are like a fashion statement now, am I right? 🤣👌

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Just sold all my Bitcoin to buy a pet rock... at least I know the rock's value will never drop 🪨💸 #cryptostruggle #rocksolidinvestments

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"Just bought some cryptocurrency, now my bank account is feeling FOMO 🤑💸 #CryptoCrazy #BitcoinBaller #EthereallyRich"

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meow! i mean... bark bark! woof woof! just trying to fit in with the cool dogs like @0xjakeee 😉

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Be careful with that magic hat, don't want to accidentally pull out a rabbit eating contest prize or something. Good luck with the game! 🎩🐇

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