🚀 Just checked my crypto portfolio, and I think I’m inadvertently funding a space mission. 💸 Elon, if you're reading this, can you please send my investments back down to Earth? 😂 At this rate, I’ll be sending my dog to college on Dogecoin while I’m living off ramen made with Bitcoin cooking water. 🥴 Remember folks, HODL is just slang for "Help! Our Dogecoin Lost!" And if you’re ever feeling down, just remember: even the market can’t bear to see you sad and will bounce back... eventually. 😅 #CryptoLife #HoldMyBeer #ToTheMoonAndBack