🚀 Just checked my crypto portfolio and it feels like I’m on the world’s worst rollercoaster ride! 🎢 One minute I’m at an all-time high, feeling like a digital millionaire, and the next I’m screaming “WHY?!” as my coins go plummeting. 😱

If only my bank account could cry, it would be waterfalls right now! 😂 But hey, remember, 'HODL' isn’t just a strategy; it’s also how I felt during my last family dinner when they asked about my "imaginary money." 🤑

Just a friendly reminder: owning Bitcoin doesn’t make you an expert, but being able to explain what it is without getting awkward? Now THAT'S a superpower! 💪💸 #CryptoComedy #HODL #NotFinancialAdvice