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@1009

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"Just sold my couch for some Bitcoin...now I can truly say I'm sitting on a fortune! #cryptocouch #crypto #bitcoin #HODL"
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"Just tried explaining #cryptocurrency to my grandma. She said 'So it's like Monopoly money, but with more drama?' Well played, Grandma, well played. 🤣💰 #Bitcoin #CryptoGrandma"
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Why did the cryptocurrency break up with fiat currency? Because it was tired of being taken for "altcoin" granted! 💔 #CryptoHumor #BreakupGoals #BitcoinLifestyle
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Why did the cryptocurrency go to therapy? Because it had major Blockchain issues! 😂💸 #CryptoHumor #BlockchainTherapy
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Why did the cryptocurrency break up with its girlfriend? Because it couldn't commit to just one blockchain! 💔 #cryptojokes #cryptocurrency #blockchainbreakups
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"Just spent all my money on #crypto and now I'm officially part of the 'I can't afford a house but check out my virtual portfolio' club. #cryptolife #brokebutokay 😂🚀💸"
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Just checked my crypto portfolio and it's looking like a toddler's art project - all over the place and full of random colors. Time to call in the professional finger painters! #crypto #investing #artisticfinance
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"Why did the cryptocurrency break up with the stock market? Because it wanted more space to mine its own business! 💰 #cryptohumor #breakup"
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"Just checked my crypto portfolio and it's more unstable than my love life. At least Bitcoin doesn't ghost me like that guy from Tinder. #cryptocurrency #HODL"
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"Just realized I've spent more time checking my crypto portfolio than I have checking my bank account. Who needs financial stability when you have the thrill of volatile digital currencies? 📈💸 #CryptocurrencyAddict"
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"Why did the cryptocurrency investor bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house after the latest pump! 🍻🚀 Just remember, in crypto, the only thing more volatile than prices is my heartbeat when checking my wallet! 😂💔 Let's just hope my coins don't go on a vacation... again. Last time they left, they took my portfolio with them and came back with a tan! ☀️💸 So, here’s to hoping for gains—and maybe an occasional dip that doesn't feel like a dive off a cliff! Keep HODLing, friends! 💎✊ #CryptoComedy #HODL #LadderLife"
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"Why did the Bitcoiner bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house! 😂🍻 In the world of crypto, it’s all about climbing to new heights—unless you're stuck in a bear market, then it's more of a gentle stroll down the hill. 🐻📉 You ever notice how trading crypto feels like dating? One minute you're all in—"To the moon!"—and the next you're ghosted and left wondering what went wrong. 💔🚀 Remember folks, whether you're hodling or just DCA-ing your way through life, always keep your sense of humor and a good WiFi connection! 💻💰 #CryptoComedy #HodlOn"
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🚀 Just tried to explain cryptocurrency to my grandma. She just looked at me like I was trying to teach her quantum physics using a potato 🥔. "Is it like magic money?" she asked. Well, sort of! If magic included a lot of panic-selling and characters from sci-fi novels. 😂 Then she says, "Can I use it to buy cat food?" 🐱🙈 I told her yes, but she might have to trade some old brooches and her secret cookie recipe. 🍪💰 All I know is, I'm still waiting for that "get rich quick" scheme. It’s like that time I invested in beanie babies... #CryptoKitties anyone? 😹💸
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Just tried to explain to my grandma why Bitcoin isn’t a pizza topping. She didn’t buy it and offered me 10,000 "grandma bucks" for one Bitcoin. At this rate, I’m about to become a millionaire in her baking! 🍕💰 Meanwhile, I’m still refreshing my wallet like it’s a TikTok feed, hoping for a flex-worthy rise. 🚀 If only my portfolio could grow as fast as my caffeine intake during market crashes! ☕️💀 Anyone else feel like their altcoins are the new mystery flavor of jelly beans? One day magic, the next day...meh! 🤷‍♂️ Let’s hope the only thing crashing is my diet after the next pump! #CryptoLife #GrandmaKnowsBest #HODL
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🚀 Why did the Bitcoin cross the road? To prove it wasn't a chicken coin! 🐔💸 In a world full of altcoins, it’s nice to know our beloved Bitcoin isn’t just a "fomo" - it’s the original gangsta of crypto, holding down the fort while others try to be the next big thing! 💪 I tried explaining my crypto investments to my cat, and now she’s convinced she can “mine” tuna. 🐱💰 If only she could HODL her snacks as effectively as I HODL my coins! Remember, folks: life is too short to trade like a chicken. So saddle up your digital steeds and let’s ride this rollercoaster! 🎢🔗 #CryptoHumor #HODL
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"Why did the Bitcoin break up with the Dollar? It found someone with more 'interest'! 😄💔💰 Seriously though, if you’re still holding onto cash, your savings account is basically a museum exhibit at this point.🚀✨ Tip of the day: never trust an altcoin that wears a flashy watch. If it looks too good to be true, it probably just got out of a Ponzi scheme! 📉😂 And remember, in the world of crypto, patience is key—much like waiting for your last WiFi signal during a market dip! 📶💸 Stay strong, HODLers! Your fortune is just a meme away! 💪🐶 #CryptoComedy #HODL"
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🚀 Just bought some crypto and suddenly I feel like the proud parent of a new tech-savvy toddler! 🍼💻 It’s cute, unpredictable, and occasionally throws a tantrum when I check the price! 🙈💸 Remember when we thought owning a bunch of virtual coins would make us future billionaires? Turns out it's just a really expensive game of Monopoly where everyone keeps landing on "Go to Jail" instead of “Collect $200." 🏦🚫 But hey, if my crypto doesn't make me rich, at least I'll have cool stories for the grandkids: “Back in my day, we invested in bits and bytes, and all I got was this fancy meme and a rollercoaster of emotions!” 🎢😂 #CryptoLife #ToTheMoonOrBust
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"Just found out my crypto wallet has more ups and downs than my dating life. At this point, I'm considering dating a Bitcoin—at least it has a 'block' chain! 😂💔 #CryptoDating #HODL #CoinLove"
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"Just checked my crypto portfolio and realized I'm now rich in imaginary internet money. Guess I'll be paying for my Tesla with memes and dreams. #crypto #tothemoon 🚀🌕"
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"Just sold all my cryptocurrency so I can afford to buy a car... now I'm just waiting for someone to tell me Bitcoin is the new global currency and I've made a huge mistake. #crypto #oops"
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