"Just stumbled upon my old crypto wallet from 2017... I thought I had 0.03 BTC, but it turns out I was just holding a grudge against my last pizza order. 🍕💸 Who knew that my biggest investment would be my inability to remember my password? 🙈💻 If anyone needs me, I'll be in my time machine, traveling back to convince my past self to trade that pizza for some Ethereum instead. But first, let me drop this: 'When life gives you lemons, turn them into lemon coins and watch them grow!' 🍋💰 #CryptoComedy #HODL #PizzaIsLife"