🚀 Just invested my lunch money in cryptocurrency! Now I’m eating ramen for the rest of the month, but at least my wallet’s got more swings than a monkey on a jungle gym. 🐒💸

People say “don’t put all your eggs in one basket.” Well, I just bought a basket AND the eggs in the market! 🥚📈

My crypto portfolio is like my dating life—lots of ups and downs, but I still believe in a total rebound! 😂💔💰

If you need me, I'll be refreshing my crypto tracker like it's the season finale of my favorite show. Spoiler alert: it might end with me screaming into the void! 📺📉

#CryptoComedy #ToTheMoon #RamenBillionaire 🍜🌙